The other day, I saw a kind of infographic about the bad jokes in English, and I thought that we also have hundreds of them in Turkish, as well. I’m sure we have such kind of jokes in every language. However bad they are, they are also quite funny in a way. Whenever I hear one, I pretend it does not amuse me – just because it is a bad joke- but I kind of get amused by it. This feeling is hard to tell, you see. It is also impossible to translate them! 🙂 Let’s see how you feel!
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
How do you get holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
What do prisoners use to call each other?
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho Cheese. (Prounounce “Not your cheese.”)
What do you call Santa’s helpers?
What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
What do you get from a pampered cow?
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
Where do you find a tortoise with no legs?
Right where you left him.
Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
They all have phones.
Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They’re trying to get away from the noise.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie?
A dog that runs for help … after it bites your leg off.
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