New Meanings for Old Words

3 years ago, I’ve come across this article and it was quite funny and creative. Back then, I didn’t have so much followers but I can say that this blog post resulted in many new followers! 🙂

For those who hasn’t read it, which I think there is a lot people out there as such, I highly recommend you to check it out for all these funny definitions of everyday words! 🙂

Conference room np. A place where everyone talks, no one listens, and later everyone disagrees about what was said.

Doctor n. A person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills.

Lecture n. The art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the lecturees without passing through the minds of either.

Tears n. The means by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.

Carnation n. Country where each citizen owns an automobile

Emotion n. Electron movement (also e-motion).

Maritime n. Hour of a wedding.

Catacomb, n. What a feline uses to straighten its hair.

Biology, n. The scientific study of the number two.

Thesaurus, n. A dinosaur that studies words.

Hamlet, n. A small pig.

Tumor, n. One more than one more.


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